- scientist: the average person spends 18 hours online per week
- me: You mean per day
- scientist: What!?
- me: what.
- Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
- Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
i hate girls, but im gay…. the irony